listen i’m not even gonna give you an introduction because these are words that need to be direct and straight to the dome upon reading. drake has become more than music now. more than acting, more than cameos, more than the memes. this man has infiltrated niggas actual lives. drake fans are a completely different breed of fan, they actually be feeling the same way he do. like they dated nebby, like they knew how tammy got that purple bentley, like they slept on that girl’s floor (or was that another girl, idk that nigga be on sleeping on the floor a lot he got pressure on him). that kind of energy transference is spooky man, it’s like drake has become an emotion, people be in the house feeling drake. be calling off work with take care playing quietly in the background.
how is this possible? how can your mood be a human? is he a human?? it doesn’t seem like it. humans make mistakes, i’m not sure if i’ve seen drake make a bad business move yet. we’ve seen drake transform into a strange sprite cyborg in the studio, host the espys, become the official.. ambassador or mascot or whatever for the toronto raptors, sign his contemporaries and market them so well that they all have decent fanbases, have a picture of him in striped socks and timbs turned into a polo shirt, basically put his diary into album form, etc. and it’s all worked. you can’t go nowhere these days without being reminded of drake. he’s on the radio, he’s on the tv, he’s on the magazines, he’s in the sports, he’s on dirty sprite 2.
he’s even in music that’s he’s not featured on. how can someone influence a genre so much that 75% of it all sounds just like them? how can someone get signed by lil wayne and then become bigger than lil wayne? how can someone get punched by diddy and then come back with a bestselling album? none of that i have answers for, but what i do know is that it’s going too far. ovo is going global. the whole 6 shit was all a distraction. he swayed our eyes. brought the light to toronto while he permeated into europe and africa on the sneak smh even got latin america on lock, you heard that bachata song he got? this is all calculated. nigga shouting out his somali’s and making these songs with skepta and wizkid for a reason. to be real with you i’m honestly surprised drake didnt hop onto the whole japanese trap ‘it g ma’ shit earlier to get that far east cred, but maybe that’s still in the cards.
maybe that wasn’t good enough for drake, it’s almost frightening to think about. how will drake invade russia? self reflective melancholy melodies over witch house? will we see drake assimilate into australian culture? will drizzy get desi? how long will we allow this to happen? you see these niggas on youtube/worldstar comments or on the side of the road downtown with the signs talking about the NWO and how the illuminati are trying to turn the world into one government, but what if that’s all a smokescreen? all a delusion, they want us to put all our focus into the election or legalizing drugs while drake is in the background spreading his influence across cultures worldwide and gradually merging every sound into one sound. ovo sound.
please stay woke my friends and speak to my agent for all ovo business inquiries thank you